PseudoCannon Challenge

[deannawol]

Yoinked from Friends List:

Name a character (from one of the fandoms I'm familiar with or write) and I'll give you three facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon. i.e. How have I changed or would I change characters from my fandoms.

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[aramuin.livejournal.com]

Captains Jack Harkness and Malcom Reynolds

[deannawol.livejournal.com]

1) Captain Jack is one of life's most misunderstood people. It's not that he wants to sleep with everything that has a pulse, it's just that he's pining for the one threesome that can make his life complete.
2) When Jack needs to keep his mind on the job, he wears the most unflattering underwear just so he'll keep his pants on.
3) He took Ianto home on a dare and the guy won't stop following him around now, but rather than dispair, Jack regularly hides him under the desk. What? Everyone needs a way to deal with stress.

[deannawol.livejournal.com]

1) Malcolm Reynolds is about as gay as Christmas. He's only chasing Inara because he's in denial and wants the nice picket fence and the babies and the rest and if you're going to pick a woman, you might as well pick the hottest one on the ship right?
2) Malcolm likes to bottom mainly to escape the hardships of command, to let someone else call the shots, and because it's easier. You can just lie there and make Jayne or Simon do the work.
3) Malcolm knows that the reason that Jayne and Simon fight is him and he actively encourages it with little barbs here and there. He knows that one day he's going to have to make a decision between the two but he's hoping they make it for him.

[hauntedreality.livejournal.com]

Anissina von Khrennikov

[deannawol.livejournal.com]

This is going to be a little boring, sorry.

1) Anissina can focus on more than her latest experiment, she just pretends that she can't so that she can more effectively track down lab rats from the halls of the castle.
2) She's a nymphomaniac with more toys and fetish clothes in her closet than the entire gay ensemble in the castle, which is why Gwendal keeps running away from her really.
3) She's not a natural red-head. She was part of a horrid experiment when she was three and is now a red-head. The experiment worked so well that all her hair was permanently changed apart from one spot on her body.

[hauntedreality.livejournal.com]

The experiment worked so well that all her hair was permanently changed apart from one spot on her body.

*snort*