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Got the following spam this morning and sat scratching my head for a while. Now we all get the 'I'm Mr. Whosit on behalf of Ms. Thingy and my client's whatsit just died and the government are trying to take away her money so I'm asking you if I can leave it resting in your account for a while' type of spam, but rewarding you for living in a rather large and defunct region seems a little like overkill. Of course, the head scratching bit is the 'the EEC contains countries from Africa, the Carribean and the Pacific'? Can't say I remember any of them in the EEC even when it was around... Unless they mean all those little places that are still technically Commonwealth or Colonies? Hmm...

Anyway, here is the spam


EUROPEAN ECONOMIC COMMUNITY (E.E.C.)
European Regional OR THE EUROPEAN COMMON MARKET.
Development Fund.


The European economic community (E.E.C.) Or the European common market as it is also called,
was established by the treaty of Rome(Italy) in the year 1957,and presently,it is made up of member countries such as ;Italy,Germany,Beklgium,Luxemburg,Netherlands,Great Britain,Republic of Ireland,Denmark,and some African,Caribean and Pacific (A.C.P.)countries.

Today the E.E.C. has enlarged and extended beyond Europe,Our main aims are to provide solutions
to the following problems of our member countries:

1.Economic & social development
2.Duty free exports
3.Greater investment
4.Funds for development.

As part of our efforts to provide funds for individuals and their nations concerned,and for the
denelopment of countries which were former colonies of the European member countries,
Towards this end,the E.E.C. has set up a development fund,called the E.E.C. development fund.

In order to reach people of this category,the body has conducted a random poll within the internet users of these seleted countries,Therefore if you have gotten this notification via the internet,then you are a benefactor of the E.E.C. development fund project.

You are entitled to the sum of $2,500,0000.USD.,And your reference number is PW EH 9590 OG 0612,
As a benefactor,you are required to forward your personal details and reference number to the
development fund manager, for prompt claiming of your prize.

DEVELOPMENT FUND PROJECT MANAGER.
Name: Dr Allen Walter
Email:developmentfunddept@yahoo.de
Tel: +44-704-573-2458

You are advised to provide him with the following information:

First name:
Last Name:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:
Ref Number:

Congratulations!!! And thank you for being a user of the World Wide Web.

Date: 2007-10-26 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bastun-ie.livejournal.com
Hee!

That's so apallingly bad, anyone who lost money would thoroughly deserve it for being teh stupid.

Date: 2007-10-26 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deannawol.livejournal.com
I dunno... I kinda like being thanked for being a user of the World Wide Web. Makes my endless hours of surfing seem worthwhile! :)

Date: 2007-10-26 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bastun-ie.livejournal.com
Heh, just noticed - German email addy but UK phone number. There really is an ERDF fund, though. But I think they can afford their own mail domain and not have to rely on Yahoo...

Date: 2007-10-26 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deannawol.livejournal.com
Yeah, I love things like that. The "seriously we are with this huge multinational corporation/government but I will use this free email address to contact you instead" email address is just the icing on the cake!

Date: 2007-10-26 01:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] nwhyte
The EU does have a land frontier with Brazil, since French Guiana is an integral part of the French state. (And if you look at the Euro notes, you'll see all the other French Departements d'Outre-Maer are there.)

But I love the way Northern Ireland is excluded from this version! "Great Britain,Republic of Ireland" - and where in the world is "Beklgium"?

Date: 2007-10-26 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deannawol.livejournal.com
It's that little imaginary country beside Belgium. So tiny that it isn't even on any maps and those that do have it on it cost a fortune because they've had to hire elvish typesetters because the font has to be so tiny! :)

Date: 2007-10-26 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hauntedreality.livejournal.com
Spam always seems really poorly thought through. I hate when people aren't dedicated to their craft. Heh.

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